I was at the library looking for a few books to read in the India Collection. A (good-looking) girl walked up to me and started observing the books. She started talking (to me, it was apparent) that these were all history books and asked “where is fiction?” I replied, “Fiction is on the other side.”
A moment later, it struck me how the make-believe industry works: history, when crosses over to the other side, turns into fiction!
